You’ve partied with him in his home, and now you can prove it to anyone who said you weren’t cool enough, with this fine garment featuring the classic “HOUSE SHUS” logo emblazoned across the chest. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece from this original collection celebrating the famed and fabled weekly virtual house party that got you more slapped on a Wednesday than you thought was actually possible. Besides, it’s the least you can do after what happened with the whoopee cushion, baby oil, and turkey baster on the loveseat. SHU isn’t trippin’ though. It was fun, let’s do it again sometime.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Thicker, heavier cotton, yet still soft and comfy
• Double stitching on the neckline and sleeves for added durability in case you wear it while getting frisky